December 2011
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Man, you know who I want to cosplay as?
Hysterical Dame. If I were taller I would do Nervous Broad. But it would be so cool to have a group go as Problem Sleuth characters.
Now if only it were easy to tell who they were….
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mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
beku:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
WAIT BUT
WHY??!!!!!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THIS
DO YOU JUST MENSTRUATE OVER THE...
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Welp.
I’ve reached the point in my life where I want to move out.
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Protip:
Calling your computer a shithat mcfartstain will not make it work faster.
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I had to take my new laptop in to fix the webcam.
And now I’m stuck with my old laptop.
Which is frustrating because I can’t do anything with Steam anymore. I was halfway through a Christmas achievement. And I got The Polynomial so I could complete another.
And I’m supposed to get it back. On. Monday.
This is actually really depressing.
/firstworldproblems
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wvnderbar:
while satan was on his annual tour of the uggs factory, the excutives allowed him to design his own boot for public consumption to thank him for making their shoes as popular as they are
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how did you know I get so turned on by being called the shit, Jason DeRulo
Crowley and Aziraphale's New Year's resolutions
7percentsolution:
Crowley
Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that...
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rules of tumblr
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
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babarcriss:
bless my soul
herc is on a roll
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I look so ridiculous wearing one glove
But my hand gets so cold when I play games with my mouse.
Whine whine.